Breaking Amish Recap: L is for Lies
We come back right where we left off with Kate in the stairwell freaking out to some Hannibal Lecter piano music. The producers finally tell us that there’s no evidence to support Sabrina’s claims....
View ArticleMinicap: Drag Race All-Stars
We are back with America’s favorite drag queens plus Mimi Imfurst. I will be your recapper this season and I can’t even believe it! I feel like I’ve won a pageant. Now, don’t you young’uns fret, I...
View ArticleDrag Race All-Stars Recap: We’ve Been Robbed!
It’s All-Stars, babies! That means we get to relive 11 of our most loved queens and endure Mimi Imfurst. We begin with the last three Miss Congeniality winners – Pandora Boxx, Latrice “Muthafukin’”...
View ArticleWalking Dead Minicap
This week on Walking Dead we finally get a better glimpse into the happenings with Andrea and The Road Warrior. Michonne is the name of our bad and beautiful road warrior. Don’t expect this bad...
View ArticleBreaking Amish Minicap
This week on Breaking Amish, everything is explained in clear, sense-making detail! Hahahahaha!!! Juuuuuuust kidding!! I may actually be more confused this week than I have been in previous weeks....
View ArticleDrag Race All-Stars Recap: The True Meaning of Brown Flowers: Revealed
We begin the next leg of our journey down Drag Race All-Stars with chatter about the departures of Mimi and Miss Poopy Pants. Chad brought up the point that Pandora could have taken the opportunity to...
View ArticleWalking Dead Recap: Ding Dong, etc.
**I shall start out this week’s recap with ground rules about the comments section. You may read the graphic novels and that’s cool, however, not everyone reads them. Do not share what you know about...
View ArticleBreaking Amish Recap: Hell’s (Wedding) Bells
Last time, on Breaking Amish, everyone dramatically returned to their homes, knowing that they would be shunned (and were already). This week, I was ripped off, because I thought it was the final...
View ArticleDrag Race All-Stars Recap: Who’s Carrying Who?
We begin our week of Drag Race with the aftermath of last week’s send-home of Team Brown Flowers. At least we’ll be able to figure out what the holy hell the queens are talking about now that Tammie...
View ArticleDrag Race All-Stars Recap: Girl Groups Gone Wild
Last week, we lost our dear Latrice and Manila. I’m very sad that they went home and not Alexis (and Yara). Yara deserves to be there, but Alexis just doesn’t I don’t think Yara understood that no...
View ArticleDrag Race All-Stars Recap: Comic Book Controversy
Well, kids, this is it. We are down to only two teams of four very pretty boys, so we will find out how this is all supposed to go down. All of our clues thus far indicate that we will have superhero...
View ArticleDrag Race All-Stars Finale Recap: Why Jessica Wild is on My Sh*tlist
It is here. The final episode of the shortest season of Drag Race, ever. We’ve pondered who would be the winner. We all suffered heart burn and heart ache over last week’s episode in fear that one...
View ArticleBreaking Amish Minicap
After such a huge scandal and revelations that the show was a giant pile of bull, TLC has brought back Breaking Amish. We now have a tag Brave New World to add to that title, which apparently means...
View ArticleBreaking Amish Recap: Brave New World of Lies
Yes, kids, the apocalypse is upon us. Breaking Amish has returned for a second season. This also means that TLC doesn’t give a single fuck that everyone is onto their complete lack of any legitimacy...
View ArticleBreaking Amish Recap: American History Through the Eyes of Idiots
The episode opens with a knock at Abe and Rebecca’s door. Rebecca opens it only to cuss the person out and slam the door. Turns out its Abe’s pervy brother you may remember from last season. You...
View ArticleBreaking Amish Minicap
Today on Breaking Amish we learn that these five kids have the IQ of a Cheeto, Sabrina has a gland problem that makes her cry incessantly, and Jeremiah has chlamydia. OK, so that’s all speculation, but...
View ArticleBreaking Amish Recap: Jeremiah is Still More Disgusting than Jar o’ Beef
The sun sets on the majestic town of Savannah, Georgia. Darkness descends on the looming ropes of Spanish moss. Beautiful buildings watch over the quiet city streets where a trolly full of ex-Amish...
View ArticleBreaking Amish Recap: Momma Said Knock You Out
Last week on Breaking Amish, Sabrina got into a white trash battle royale with Jeremiah’s on-again/off-again girlfriend, Kim. We resume right here with Kate, Sabrina, and Kim yelling at each other...
View ArticleBreaking Amish Recap: If You Can’t Stand the Heat, Get the Eff Out
This week on Bullshit Amish, we pick up where we left off last week with some guy named Mike who is a proud redneck and wants to beat up the disgusting Jeremiah who porked his girl. Jeremiah claims...
View ArticleBreaking Amish Recap: ¡Bienvenido a Miami!
Last week, we saw Jeremiah beat up pieces of wood, Abe realize that bull riding is different than riding the mechanical bull in Gilley’s, Momma wore out her welcome, and we kinda’ learned that Jeremiah...
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